UNCLE BILL'S ONLY VICE

Uncle Bill thought it was time to get out of Los Angeles for a good ol' teddy trip.

So, they all got into the car, and Uncle Bill drove the twins to Las Vegas. It took 5 hours to drive there, because Uncle Bill drives under the speed limit. Susie and Bobby had never been here before and they were amazed the whole time.

They had a fabulous day running up and down the Vegas Strip, and Susie wanted her photo taken in front of the Barry Manilow Show, because she likes to sing romantic songs too.


Bobby and Susie absolutely loved Las Vegas, even though they were a bit too small to enjoy it properly. They saw a teddy wedding in the Very Little White Chapel, and Susie thought the bride was beautiful. Like a princess. Bobby loved the confetti and wanted to eat it.

Uncle Bill loves going to Las Vegas, because he wins lots of money playing teddy roulette. And because Bobby has a red shirt and because Uncle Bill has a black shirt, he bets
on black a little bit more than red, and wins lots of money. He finds the ladies to be exceptionally friendly in the casinos too, and he likes that. Sometimes people think he's a bit too fluffy, but he DEFINITELY likes the ladies.